why do bad things always happen to the good people!!!

hello i am micheal i am telling you i will not leave this office..... it will take a swat team to remove me from this office. yes you heard me A SWAT TEAM!!!! there is no way i will resign it wudnt be fair not to the good workers i work with..... not to my clients. if i get fired i swear to god if i get fired every piece of paper in this town will have the F word on it.

COFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

When you hear people talking about the U.S all the ever seem to talk about is obesity..... fast food...... and mc donalds every 100yrds. What about the Coffee.... coffee in the U.S is epic!!! absolutly epic. when in ireland i used to dispise the stuff, i would turn my nose up at any cup of black piss placed in front of me, but over here i go through 6 cups a day with ease, its what the country runs on,....... coffee and doughnuts. you cant beat a jelly doughnut and a dark roast first thing in the morning..... this may be true but when one is trying there best to stay in shape it is a nightmare...... i want doughnuts.... 20inch pizza's...... all you can eat chineese buffett. somtimes i sit on the sofa sipping my home made carrott soup drinking coffee watching the greatest show on the planet "THE OFFICE" yes i sed it the greatest show ever concived..... god bless commanche for exposing me to the greatness of the office and god bless america for exposing me to what coffee can really offer one.... sleepness nights, jitters and headaches. and god bless steve midlarsky for exposing me to the C50...

The A1A warriors!!!!!

GutMan AKA Tri-Gut: Do u push a 53x13????? wellll this guy does.... rolling up and down A1A wit his corny fake irish accent roaring and all passer by's... a true warrior of the road pursuing the ultimate of goal of pure poverty and savage power... the top training partner to the commanche and the cobra on there quest of ultimate glory...... yeaaaaaaaaaaa A1A, A1A A1A A1A A1A.

Melanuka night!!!!

I hav seen it all now...... Melunuka testamonials have topped the iceing on the cake..... i had every disease one could get but sice i drank melanuka detergant its all good again.... good for you melanuka lady.

just give me the access bars ppl and let me shrink. Good man Guttman it was a good journey to the westin hotel at +100 on 95south.... any cops on dis put him in the jail house.
A1A fear not the cobra will once again grace your tarmac. roaring the universal greeting A1A A1A multiple times to the many innocent ppl who wander this beaten trail.... "these are our roads, we own these bloody roads that is what we say.... we say this to any1 that challanges us on the path to the inlet" they will rename the inlet and this raod wen were finished....... its a shame that the intire cycling population of the world cannot enjoy A1A.... if any road is to be made car free and for cyclist only it should be A1A...... A1AA1AA1AA1A